October 2009
14 posts
Today for homework we had to combine two animals...
HAHAHA!!!!
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched...
Today I was pulled over for speeding and was...
September 2009
76 posts
Today, I saw a banana peel in the road and...
haha :)
Today, I was playing Pokemon with my 2 year old...
Today, I was walking up the stairs. Halfway...
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely...
w.o.w….
At my new school I sat with a group of kids during...
LOL!!!
Today, my child went on this baby website about...
awww hella cute :)
Today, I went to the store and bought some Land o...
LOL :)
Today, during my economics class, an announcement...
:)
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first...
Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I...
Freshman are stupid.
osangster:
so up until now i have been pretty chill about writing people up- meaning being loud past quiet hours? i’ll let it slide. y’all are excited for college, meeting new people, i get it. but today i think everyone just went a little crazy. kids running around saying “dude a beer sound so good right now”, a chick saying “i’m on a train!!” (<- whaaat?) or writing “blaze” across our house...
Today, my brother got married, but since I'm...
Today, on my way to school, my car was preceded by...
Today, I was texting my sister and she asked me...
Today, I got the results of a math test. One of...
Being Funny: Do's and Don'ts
quote-book:
kari-shma:
DO: Drop your pants. DON’T: Drop your underpants.
DO: Tell a joke. DON’T: Tell the same joke again because this time you think you remember how the punch line goes.
DO: Slip on a banana peel, fall down. DON’T: Slip on a banana peel, fall down, impale yourself on an upturned rake, die.
DO: Tell a joke about your mother-in-law. DON’T: Tell a joke about your...
ExplodingDog - I Like This Music | 15" MacBook... →
i want this
